Stiamo parlando di una porchetta che ti fa dimenticare tutte quelle volte in cui hai dovuto accontentarti di un maiale più gommoso di un vecchio pneumatico. La nostra è croccante all'esterno, tenera all'interno, con quel sapore che ti fa dire "Mamma mia!" ad ogni morso.
Now, stop planning orders like you're preparing an invasion. With us, you can order whenever you want, because we deliver six days a week. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday – every damn day except Sunday, out of respect for rest (and also because we have to eat our porchetta, right?). 😜
And we don't bother you with fixed prices like a highway rest stop menu. No, no, no. Here the magic word is "customized." Tell me how much you eat, tell me how often, and I'll give you a price that'll widen your smile.
But wait, the best is yet to come. 🥁 Taaac! Our WEB APP. It's so easy and fast that even my grandpa used it while making his hundredth espresso of the day. You order with a tap and find your order history, documents, and even the soul of your kitchen, if you want it.
"Ah, but I forgot to order the porchetta for the weekend!" Relax, gorgeous. Place the order today, and tomorrow we'll bring it to you, fresh as can be. And forget those distributors who force you to order a ton of stuff. Order as much as you want, whether it's 100 grams or 100 kilos. 😉
Becoming a VIP? With us it's as easy as stealing candy from a baby. Star treatments, diva services, all because you know you deserve it. And besides, whatever mess happens to you, one of our porchetta gurus is ready to throw you a life preserver. 🆘
So, what are you waiting for? Get off the swing and come play with the big kids. Write below, tell us your experience with "so-so" porchetta and get ready for the big leap. Our Porchetta di Ariccia is waiting for you, and trust me, you won't want to go back.